For over twenty years, frank^2 has worked in the legal department of LIGATT Security International at his role of spin doctor. He obviously fucking sucks at it, though. But I mean, even Karl Rove couldn't spin this company out of the bog of plagiarist shit its gotten itself into. You can't get blood out of a stone, much in the same regard the World's Number One Hacker couldn't pop a shell on an MS08-067 vulnerability. I mean, what the fuck: "to completely hack a machine you must get passwords associated with usernames and increase permission level." How the fuck do you spin that into something intelligent? Dollars to donuts if Karl Rove actually worked for these guys he would probably just spin them out of their finances and run away laughing, sacks full of cash clad with cartoonish dollar signs and all.