Does anyone read these descriptions? Yeah... you? That's awesome! Want to come to an incredible talk given by a professional social engineer? No... oh, ok... Wait! Come back! Alright, this talk is about how you can use the skills, concepts, and tools of social engineers and marketers to put yourself into the right place, with the right skills, for the job you've always wanted. After 40 minutes of this talk, you'll either hate Jason Blanchard because he's given you so many possible ways to get "unstuck" or you'll... nah, you'll probably just hate him. This talk will be unforgettable (and hilarious). #chickenwing