FuzzyNop and ceyx were raised by computerized wolves with a penchant for fine art and rum based cocktails. While technically from different mothers and also sides of the world, they formed the first cyber wolf brothership shell-bent to ameliorate the state of targeted malware implants to support the ongoing war against the institutionalized mediocrity of the corporate shadow government. Working in tandem with dolphin researchers funded by the oligarch llamas they have found a way to synthesize powdered ethanol into mechanical pony fuel. Leading Offensive Security functions at Salesforce is merely a front to confuse the saurian overlords of their true purpose yet to be revealed...